Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
This is not an exaggeration….
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
if i see one of those long bugs with all the legs and antennas in my house i’m moving
i don’t care what it’s called i’ll leave my house and all my belongings. i’ll change my name.
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
Polite elephant crosses multiple farms on her voyage without damaging a single fence
in all my years i have never finished a pencil